Thursday, March 30, 2017

carry me home I'm tired

this is so choppy, ignore that. i dont know how humans run. yes, rance's hair defies gravity because why not
lol cute.
well this was inspired by a game i watched my brother play. this dude's boss kept getting ambushed, and you had to go save his butt several times, until he got stuck in a burning building, you carry him disney princess style up and away from danger. :') and he died saying your (dude-you're-playing's) name. sniffles. luv.
i thought it was adorbs.
hmm after i finished saving this though i noticed some of the colors are a bit off. they should have been darker. oh well, idk it may be different on other screens.
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:') I finally finished the first draft, after a long long time whoo. (note for me: on 2/24/17)
I'll stop posting excerpts here from now on, thank god.
It's on Google Docs, if any of y'all wanna read it:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xqrqw5isgO4n4TomHgn_9CiObWeIT9tyKZr8UqFz8sY/edit?usp=sharing

 It's still a draft (haha idk if I'll ever edit, but one day. lol. so there's cringiness from years ago, typos, spelling mistakes... etc) dumb 2-year old writings in some places that may not be relevant, so plz don't judge it too hard thx friends ;-;)
Aristocrat Darvan in celebration. poor dude lol
I'm proud of the ending though haha. but if you want to read it, don't read the ending first. ;-; it'll just ruin everything lol trust me there's footnotes in there too, so super ultra messy. but ye. idk whatever

Edit May 1st:
darvan with grown out hair, which makes it easier to draw.
he looks so ugly. i cant draw people anymore
but he helps old ladies with their horsecarts lol
such a nice guy.


final edit May 4th:
lol I love Rance. He's so dumb and cute. Darvan is easier to draw for me because his face is shorter and he shouldn't be as good-looking as I imagine dummo to be. idk, I can imagine how Darvan looks like irl, but I got no clue how Rance'd look like. He's so fictional haha. well ok
he ain't as classy as darvan tho.
also many different hairstyles because pretty long hair
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dude what happened to you

hipster sam with the new dress
lol off character
but sam don't care man. its cool.
you bet darvan cares though.
super ugly and choppy don't judge i cant draw humans yet and i cant animate nothin
well whatever.
idk what he's saying, but he's mad.
and he's invisible hula-hooping
no wonder he's got the hips.
aristocrat darvan sketch. poor dude. he'd make such an awful aristocrat, even he doesn't know it 

BRO CHILL
i think this is from the part where he tries to scare sam with demons lol

ye im such a nice guy

i support scruffy post-prison darvan so much
reminds me of good ol capn' scruff from ee game
MAN THE CANNONS RANCe. OH NO HE DED. my slave. oh wel.
lololol omg nooo nono

18 year old princess rance. 8') 
Rockin that braid, man. if i wasn't so bad at drawing.
good manbraids.

this is so old, but idk if i posted it before? i used to be able to draw his hair, once.
nice military dude, with nice hips. 
ye. much hula hoop. sorry, but that gif i made up there just ruined him for me xD
this is from way back in october and i just re-found it ha
maid sam


i made a small comic of what would've happened if ol darvan won. lol i exaggerate though. also, ugly art ignore.
i dont like beards, but i think he looks good with one maybe xD
although, not half as good as sideburns.
^^^ he's trying to crush a huge rebellion against him btw, cause he bad man
</3 sam :'(
(lol ok, idk if she killed herself or if someone killed her, but it's the same outcome. darvan then is either killed or destroys everything and remains alone cause he just wrecked humanity dude ;-;)
see, i'm exaggerating. 

but this didn't happen cause sam didn't lose and she stopped him! :) ye
trashhead darvan.
                                    nah this post aint' real folks, i mean this can't even happen.
                                                                     idk whatever i guess
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i'm so late commenting on everything I'll get to everything soon. life's been busy and family issues and drama and stuff. y'know.